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goh — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:55:26 +0000

So most of the experiments I’ve been conducting recently have turned out to be horrible failures! The army of Android Robo-Gohs that I’ve been secretly building to regularly update this blog are obviously nowhere near performance standards.

They don’t even look like me! (They look more like a cross between Charlie Brown and a treadmill)
I tried to program them to blog for me, but all they want to do is watch reality television shows and “chat up babes online”. I am SO dissapointed in these incredibly lazy and incompetent robots that I spent so much time and money on to do my work for me. Unbelievable, and totally unacceptable!

I did, however, complete construction of the Nakamuratron 2006 Instant Songwriting Machine/bottle opener/soupmaker that I’ve kept secret until this very momentous moment. It has 5 quadruple core processors that can write masterfully crafted songs in gregorian chant-style whilst simultaneously generating hundreds of gallons of minestrone soup. Unfortunately, I cannot post any of the beautiful songs (or soups) online- the copyright laws for songs/recipes written by robot-chefs is complicated… and I don’t want any more tension than there already is in my kitchen. You know how it is.

Last, but not least- I have recently discovered how to transform myself into the form of: vapor. That explains why my presence on this website has been so thin (and runny) I apologize, but if I tried updating more often I’d short out the computer. Duh.

I will be appearing soon in a mist near you soon. When you see/feel me, try not to get all excited and inhale me. Stay tuned for more incredible updates… (but don’t hold your breath)

Luckkkyyy

goh — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 04:38:00 +0000

Sweeet!
I got a call from my mom telling me that I made the “best local album” list in the San Jose Metro this week!

(Scroll down to the bottom of link)

also, I got a shout out from a wholelottanothing.org! on his “best music on the net for 2004″ list!

yessss!!! (I’ve been recently obsessed w/ Napoleon Dyna-mite)

I’m always amazed at how far these little ditties have travelled.
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Gigwise: This month I’m playing as a member of the Invisible Cities on January the 13th (thurs) at the Rickshaw Stop.

and then will be doing my solo one boy band thing at Ireland’s 32 on the 11th and 25th (both tuesday nights).

Tribes.net:

Join my army

also, you can review/rate me herein the local favorites section!

G.N. Army

goh — Thu, 16 Dec 2004 07:08:41 +0000

I’m setting up a Forum over at Tribe.net

Or something resembling it…
Check it out! Come, join my humble army. (peaceful army)

Tribe is kinda like friendster and craigslist combined:
connecting locals on what to do, where to go,
places to live, jobs and services…

Also, one last thing- you can write a review/rate me herein the local favorites section! (if you like me)